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Malassezia – Massmalezia-More Fun…Misspellinfs! :)


                            * More Fun… Misspellinfs *

                      Malassezia Fun Typos MD 


                         Not Sure if they are genuine Typos

              or if People  are not sure about the Name or Spelling

           -many Visitors from Non English Speaking Countries etc-

                                           or  Simply

                            Some Readers Enjoy the Fun

                         and Contribute… Mischievously! 🙂


                            Below is the Latest addition to

                         the … Malsalsezia Gem Collection

Malassezia Fun Typos TX MD

                        For More Fun click on the Link Below

   113- Malassezia~Mala…mela…massa…lezia…lexia…sexia?                                        

                   * Jan 2015: A Lot More coming Soon! 🙂



               *  MALASSEZIA BLOGS  *                                        

                   * Malassezia Blog *                                          

                   * Malassezia Daily *       

   *Malassezia Daily ~ LIST OF ENTRIES 1–150 *   


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Posted by on 10/09/2014 in A-ALL ENTRIES, G-Malassezia & Humour, H-MALASSEZIA YEAST


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Malassezia~ ‘Qs & As’– Funny & Serious (PT1)




 Funny and Serious… (PT1)

Malassezia Humour MD                            


                            Humour induces Release

                       of ‘Feel Good’  Brain Chemicals

                          and keeps those Facial Lines

                                  Curved Upwards 

                           Rather than downwards                          


                     K1: * malassezia worms *

                     K2: * malassezia feet *

                     K3:yeast malassexia toes *

                     K4:* malassezia fungus baby *

                     K5:* will ivermectin kill malassezia *

                     K6:neem kills Malassezia

                     K7:  * M Keyword 1MD

                     K8:  *  M Keyword MD

                     K9:    malassezia psychiatric

                     K10:check hair follickle in yoir computer *

                     K11:malassezia genital *

                     K12  * scratched my labia*  


                                We all have a Story to tell

                       usually a sad and complicated one

                   and Malassezia is Not a Laughing Matter

                            but if we Forget to Laugh

                                  we Forget to Live!


                                     My thinking is

                        If Life at times feels like hell

                        try to get as much Fun out of it.


                                Actually due to a ‘typo’

                           the first version of the above

                                       read like this:

                          “…but if we… Froget to Laugh

                                 we Froget to Live…”


                      So let us Not Froget and get on with it


   ~The Funny Side~ 

Malassezia the Funny side MD

    K1: * malassezia worms * 

     Malassezia ' worms' 

                             Much like many lucky Readers

                                       who can see

                            Only One ‘end’ of Malassezia…

                       Some see the Head or only the Tail

                         while the majority of the ‘Body’

                              is hidden in the ‘earth’

                                i.e Intestinal area!


 K2: * malassezia feet *

 K3:yeast malassexia toes

     M F- MD

            I looked at different sets but could not quite decide.

                 I would think though the Fluorescent Green

                               is a dead give away Clue!


      K4:* malassezia fungus baby *

                                      Let me Present…


                                Our little Princess of Evil!…


 K5:* will ivermectin kill malassezia *

                        Malassezia Talking horse MD 

               Take it from the Horse’s mouth

                                        ‘No it will not!’

                                .. but the Horse is dead!


                             *K6:*neem kills Malassezia *     

                                        Neem Oil

                                        Neem O –  ill

                                        Neem Oooowh!



                              No connection?

                                  I think so!

                               Neem is …OIL

                              Neem (Oil = ) ill


                 Well, the sounds are similar, Lol!


                          *K7:* M Keyword 1MD

                                Manacc3NR??? Foto

                                  Malassezia Photo?

                          I guess there is No language

                           that … Malsaslezzia  spelling

                                    is an easy task.                                             .

                        How about this for a Photo?


                    Complete with maturing Clones! Lol!


        K8:  *  M Keyword MD

                   Malessezia? – – – emotional Shock?

               This usually happens to any Malassezia Patient

                      -whether Male or Female actually-

                         after a visit to a Dermatologist


          What follows -below- depends on whether the Patient

                 accepts the Dermatologist’s DP* assessment

                         and follows their instructions…

                         K9:* malassezia psychiatric 


                      (DP *  Delusional Parasitosis)

                 ( I said I can Forgive but don’t know                

                  whether i can – or want – to Froget 🙂  )  



             K10:*check hair follickle in yoir computer *


                       Checking… checking… checking…

                                 Shall report findings…


                            K11:*  malassezia genital *


               Sorry … we cannot display this kind of details…


  K12  * scratched my labia*

                          And then what?

                                   More details needed. 

   Not sure 1-2

On second thoughts… maybe Not!… 


Now all things equal it would be fair

                to have some Fun at my expense

              so here we go for Your amusement

                                        Sonata By Day…

   Malassezia by Day MD (2)

                                 Sonata By Night…

      Malassezia by Night MD


I’ ve been enjoying this so much that the thought

      that i shall now have to return to Reality

    and prepare  PT2  * for *TheSerious Side* 

makes me feel like a dark melancholic shadow

    is spreading all over, wiping off all smiles 

          but … we must not Froget Reality 

     Malassezia Humour MD

                 and proceed on how best to deal with it.


       While i am doing just that,  here is another amusing link


                                        And below

               – for those who cannot wait for the Serious side –

                         Links to All Entries in this Blog


   *Malassezia Daily ~ LIST OF ENTRIES 1–150 *   


                         *  Malassezia Blogs  *

                                       Malassezia Blog WP

                            Deals with history of Treatments 

                               Outcomes and Experiences 

                             from Beginning to Recent times  

                                  –>  * Malassezia Blog *  


                                           Malassezia Daily WP.

                    Confirming and/or Updating past Topics 


                       Recent Developments and Progress

                             New Discoveries and Photos 


                  Addressing Readers’ Questions / Keywords

              Please Note:

                       I am NOT Qualified  To Make a Diagnosis

                             Nor Provide Personal Advice

                                All References are Based

                   On my Own Unfolding Personal Experiences

                                 –>  * Malassezia Daily *



  DC3 MD              

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    * Malassezia~ Mala…mela…massa… lezia … lexia…sexia?… *


                     Malassezia Nervous Fingers and Small Keys?

Small Key Typos MD

                                      That many Typos so far…

                       And one wonders how many more …?… Lol!

                                                      (Click On Photo to Enlarge)

Malassezia Typos MD 1

                        And a couple of Stray ‘worms’… Lol!

                                       –  demdox, dermodex –

                            Why isn’t anyone misspelling Mrgellons??? 

                                        (  Oopps! …Lol! … 🙂 )

           It was not intentional! –  would have been way too clever for me


Malassezia Typos MD

                                                Seriously! 🙂

    * Malassezia~ Mala…mela…massa… lezia … lexia…sexia?… *

                                        Great Tongue Twister

                                  Try say this a few times Fast!


                         ( Ok, enough Fun…Now back to work… )



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Malassezia Little Treasures of … MisSpellinfs!


     (Updated and Re-Blogged for Your Amusement)




    Malassezia Humour

      Malassezia Little Treasures of  … MisSpellinfs!


Malassezia Typos

It has been an absolutely mystifying little word for me

with, i believe, embedded evil ‘finger tripping’ powers

judging at the frequency of typo style misspelling it

– an occurrence of near 9 out of 10 times.


It is like the Keyboard plays mischievous tricks 

or the Keys keep jumping places

or i have some deep resentment for the word

because of the problems its representative

 is causing me -including its spelling! 

– until i started to notice through keywords

that many Readers seem to have the same problem too  


  One good explanation is that its letters are not in a keyboard friendly order 

  and the fingers trip over themselves in trying to achieve the sequence

  and /or the brain spells it faster so the fingers miss and scramble to catch up. 


 Anyway, there are only that many ways a word can be misspelled

– though i would not be so sure about this one

   being as proliferate as its evil Owner-  

         so here is an increasing Collection of little ‘Treasures’ so far…


  And to my absolute horror i discovered i had placed an Entry

  Tagged as ‘Pubic Showers’ – instead of Public Showers!…

  The defining letter ‘  missed from the sequence 

  and the word being correct slipped easily through Spell check…


(More might be added depending on creative … Contributions 🙂 Lol!… )


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Malassezia Funny Keywords with Serious Content-QA





Malassezia Humour


The Funny Side 

     K1:  * i left zinc pyrithione on my genitles overnight *


Malassezia on genitals

To be honest i found hard to stifle a few giggles with this one

but i must admit i have done the same thing myself


I would really love to hear more about this story…


*K2:  * scalp sores picking sea breeze *


Malasseia on scalp

Lol! and ROFL!…


I have a very fertile vivid childish imagination for all things

           but his one has found me wanting!…

   What is the Reader saying?  … what were they after?

                   Just cannot come anywhere near guessing

                            so i shall leave this one alone


*K3:  * menstruation Malassezia *


Malassezia and menstruation

                   Due to its Prolific Reproductive abilities and Name

           i have always thought of Malassezia as feminine in nature

                             but never considered possible 

that it could … menstruate, lol!

   (Ok, maybe this is not very funny… )


   The Serious Side


*K1:  * i left zinc pyrithione on my genitles overnight *


I assume the Reader refers to (Zinc Pyrithione)Shampoo.


As i mentioned above i have done the same thing myself

on both the Private area as well as on the Scalp

Successful treatment but came with a very High Price.

Leaving the Shampoo overnight on either of these areas

although it produced some result Locally(!)

a) it did Not solve the Malassezia Problem except temporarily

b) it was absorbed by the skin causing very negative side effects

that lasted – at least in my case – way longer after the application 

and many more new repeated assaults by Malassezia.


I have modified the method since an only applying and leaving on 

for just 2 hours at a time –far in between – usually before Bath time. 

Helpful enough while considerably minimising side effects.


Once a shock result is achieved then applying Acidophilus Capsules

mixed with a little water is a more natural totally harmless treatment 

that can be applied and left on overnight and if done consistently

                       it clears the Scalp brilliantly. 

As for the privates area the same principle applies except that 

in that area it is practically a daily battle keeping Malassezia away.


Acidophilus capsules alone can clear the Scalp without the aid

of added PZ shampoo treatment – just the regular use

but it takes much longer to achieve the final result

and then needs to be maintained regularly

much like any other treatment Natural or Chemical. 


It is a lot harder though to keep Malassezia away from the genital area

 being the thoroughfare of Its several times daily ‘In and Out’ Traffic.


Most people do not feel that traffic and have no awareness of it 

so they only discover suddenly what seems to be out of the blue 

the Itchy Burning Bumps, Paper Cut Scratch lines and open Lesions


And this is where the Acidophilus Capsules or Seawater *

prove helpful in Deterring Malassezia Settling in the area

                     and producing those painful results.

(*and i mean Seawater – Not sea Salt + water – Nor Salt + water!)


*K3:  * menstruation Malassezia *


Malassezia and menstruation

    Joke aside, there is a real and serious connection

between Malassezia and Blood and quite a valid concern.


Malassezia is attracted to open wounds and inflammation

due to easier accessibility of blood in those areas.

It appears it needs  Blood to reproduce as this takes place

 towards the what i have observed as the third part of its cycle

 i.e maturity –when ready to reproduce – digging into the flesh 

drawing Blood and creating Itchy Painful Lesions.


I cannot offer the insights of personal experience on this occasion 

because i have not been through a menstruation cycle 

or any effect Malassezia may have during that time 

due to early onset of menopause caused by serious Lung illness.


  It is not hard though to imagine how attractive and inviting 

 a Bleeding Uterine Wall may become to Malassezia. 

Yet I have a suspicion that there may be a ‘Nature’ s Paradox’ here 

where  more Malassezia is cleared Out rather than Settling In… 

It is rather hard to verify for sure, just a gut feeling of mine 

and a logical deduction –on the part of Nature’s wisdom – lol!

because if that were the case then every woman -month-in – month-out

could end up with a tremendous overtake and upset of Balance 

-despite a normal immune system- that could seriously threaten  

human fertility etc and i m sure Mother Nature would never intend it so… 


        I imagine though that during the days building to it 

                     Malassezia may be more likely

             to cause increased concentration in the area 

with possibly increased vaginal Itching, Pain and Cramps 

due to attempts of attaching itself on the walls to start digging in 

           –until of course the … avalanche washes it out…


Scenario described above just a speculation on my part. 

I wonder if during the building up to the menstruation time 

Acidophilus could prove as Relieving and Deterring as it normally is.


      If I were personally in such situation i would try it out

as there is no harm and the more Acidophilus present in that area,

         the less likely of competing presence of any Yeasts

           or other Nasties of all kinds including Malassezia.


More details about Treatments  and Methods

   See * Malassezia Blog *

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* * *


    DC3 MD NEW


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Malassezia Everywhere… – H & QA




       Malassezia Humour


        The FUNNY and the SERIOUS SIDE


                          The FUNNY


  * malassezia everywhere *

   Malasseia Itch

     Sounds Cuckoo ? … Certainly does…

     A warped mind’s insane perception? … 

     For sure a Challenging Puzzle

            for any normal mind.


* laundry with demodex *

Malassezia and Washing

                       No Thanks!…

  Just washing Powder will do for me…


*malassezia yeast moisturizer*

Malassezia Moisturizer mock

             Is it a New product made of 

     Fresh … Malassezia Fungus? Lol!


    * malassezia yeast scalp tablets *

       Malassezia Itchy scalp

     Scalp Tablets made with Malassezia?

     Are they Complimentary to the Moisturiser?




*malassezia everywhere*

Malassezia Presence and Behaviour can certainly challenge

any Normal Rational mind to its Stretch

and drive one to despair and doubt their own sanity.

I know this stage and despite my much better current condition

there are still times i find myself revisiting the doubt

not so much of Malassezia’ s existence internally or externally

but of the extend of its pervasive evil presence

and resulting symptoms that cannot be verified beyond doubt.

(Some medical /research sites use the term ‘Ubiquitous‘ i.e Universal,

   Widespread, Pervasive, Omnipresent etc – and No doubt So it Is!)


* laundry with demodex*

I am guessing here that the Reader is suffering either a Demodex

or Malassezia affliction and wondering how to go about with Laundry

i.e, what to use, what to wash, what can get rid of ‘it’, etc.


First i must clarify that not dealing with Demodex, 

although symptoms and behaviour according to research are similar

i cannot consider as having observed enough about Demodex

to know and reply with any certainty.


If on the other hand the Reader has not been medically identified

as having Demodicosis and is possibly troubled by Malassezia

and suspecting so but not knowing for sure … here i believe 

i might help …  with not so pleasantly helpful or hopeful info!…


Ordinary washing does Not kill the Malassezia beast..

I don’t think hot water is lethally hot

– not sure about the Drier either

Have tried Both to insanity but nothing made a dint.


The Problem is not the Clothes, Bedding etc

even though Malassezia can survive on them for some time

and possibly contribute to partial re-contamination. 


Soaking any suitable items  prior to washing

into high concentration Bleach and left for sometime

might do the job but then what? … and for how long?


Even if it worked it would not be the end of the Problem!….                                            

              * malassezia yeast moisturizer*

I don’t know if the Reader was looking for a moisturiser

that would  provide relief to Malassezia’s symptoms 

or a Lotion that could possibly  kill Malassezia.


Whatever the case, most moisturisers, if not All, contain oils

emollients and other greasy items as well as some types of alcohol

such as acetyl or benzoates, etc – which may provide temporary relief

but cause a frenzied Malassezia return to a more favourable environment.  


* malassezia yeast scalp tablets*

I am not aware of any Scalp tablets – medicated or otherwise.

In the * Malassezia Blog * entries especially the one about

Scalp/ Hair Treatment, i mention Acidophilus Capsules.

They work! …  IF done properly and with consistently.


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Malassezia Little Treasures



Malassezia Humour

Malassezia Little Treasures of  … Mispellinfs!


It has been an absolutely mystifying little word for me

with – i believe-  embedded evil ‘finger tripping’ powers

and being amazed at the frequency of misspelling it

– an occurrence of near 9 out 10 times.


It is like the keyboard plays mischievous tricks

or the keys keep changing places

or i have some deep resentment the word

because of the problems its representative

is causing me -including its spelling!

– until i started to notice through keywords

that others seem to have the same problem too.

 Malassezia Typos

One good explanation is that its letters

are not in a keyboard friendly order

and the fingers trip over themselves

trying to achieve the sequence

and /or the brain spells it faster

so the fingers miss and scramble to catch up.


        Anyway, there are only that many ways a word can be misspelled

– though i would not be so sure about this one

   being as proliferate  as its evil Owner-

so here is a small initial collection of little ‘Treasures’ so far…


And to my absolute horror i discovered i had placed an Entry

Tagged as ‘Pubic Showers’ –instead of Public Showers!…

The defining letter ‘ l’ missed from the sequence

and the word being correct slipped easily through Spell check…

(more might be added… )

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An Assorted Selection of Gems – H




      Malassezia Humour

*yeast is possessed*

           Cat Possessed

     It most absolutely certainly IS at times

…and so Is its Unfortunate Carrier!… most of the times!

I feel like that after an occasional outbreak

    but fortunately now they are very rare

and i usually deal with them within  a  day or two.


           It certainly acts like possessed

especially upon maturity when due to multiply.

There is practically Nothing that can stop it          

           – few things can stop or kill it and only under certain conditions- 

                                    and when something does

     it dies but leaves behind a painful mess that takes time to heal. 

                More info in the   * Malassezia Blog *



  *how to malassezia naturally*

  Malassezia bug

 If only there was anything natural about malassezia

      Yet we are told that malassezia is a natural inhabitant

  (but tormentor of our bodies when it turns in to pathogen).


I am guessing the reader missed the word ‘kill’ in the sentence

meant to read ‘ how to -kill- malassezia naturally.’


 Several Entries in all my Blogs are dealing with this question

The most recent one is the updated re-blogged

       * Malassezia Blog *



*Malassezia lips

plant lips

If a Plant -above- can have Lips, why not Malassezia!

    Indeed Malassezia is Blood thirsty and its lips

      come in the form of its hyphae.


        On the Serious side, i deal with Malassezia and Lips

        In  * Malassezia Blog *  Entries 



*malassezia swollen paws

    Malassezia paws

As with most Keyword searches i have to guess

what the reader was after in the first place

     and this is not always an easy job.

So here either some reader believes that Malassezia

has Paws!… Lol!.. tongue on cheek. jpgand become swollen

                               or ….

The Reader Malassezia Paws P … has Paws and trying to find a solution

   in which case even this particular type of reader can find

    a lot of useful info about Deterrents, Soothers, Healers 

      and possibly Killers for their Malassezia affliction.

  (Please do NOT attempt applying  Hydrogen Peroxide on Inflamed Paws

  may end up Excruciatingly Painful …for the Paws! – see relevant entries)


Malassezia and Open Wounds – QA  

   * Malassezia Blog *



*one night with Malassezia*       

malassezia devil simile

  I cannot imagine who would want to have ‘a night with Malassezia’

but as one having practically every night with malassezia

–but for some deterring relieving measures–

i can say only someone with either masochistic tendencies

             or very wild imagination lol!


Interestingly this keyword has been reccuring several times

   so either the reader is returning for more fun, lol!

or they have not fulfilled their wish yet in which case

all i can say is : You Lucky Devil! – I’ d kill to part with mine

          or they have not found the answer to their query

            and keep returning and searching 

 or they have and keep returning to read more…


Unfortunately i cannot guess what they want to find out

in order to transfer and deal with it in the serious section/s

of this site. I intend to deal in upcoming entries with

-Malassezia  increased activity at night time and helpful measures

and have already done so about Malassezia and Insomnia

                       in the Malassezia Blog *   




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Malassezia Human :)

                            *MALASSEZIA AND HUMOUR*

Malassezia Humour



Malassezia Human

* malassezia human *

                               I did not know there are Malassezia Humans!

                               Never seen one … other than … myself in the Mirror?…


                               I wonder if they look like the picture above 

                               because this is how i believe i have looked in the past

                               and sometimes even now, each time i discovered  

                               the nasty tell-tales of a Malassezia attack!


                               Unless perhaps there is a Mutation of Malassezia 

                               as a result of Human Blood, Hormones and other Elements

                               of our bodies the Beast uses for its multiplication

                               that of course could look like this, no doubt!…


                               Hopefully Medicos will stop ignoring and downplaying

                               the problem and giving us the “Delusional  Parasitosis” scripts

                               sometime soon, before most of our species including themselves 

                               and loved ones, start to look like this…


                             A confession to make

                             One of the Dermatologists i visited some time back

                             i thought had already started looking a bit like that 

                             (Proof Malassezia can be contagious and they cannot

                                                         ignore it forever…)


For more Info and Details on Treatments and Methods see:

                                     *Malassezia Blog


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Malassezia Lethal :)



Malassezia Humour

                     (READERS FUNNY SEARCH KEYWORDS)


Malassezia Lethal


*minimum lethal dose Sonata *


                                Well…i don’t know how to  take this…

                                I had never considered or known having a lethal side to me

                                but obviously some Reader must  believe i do!…


     Joke aside, if i am guessing correctly, i believe this search

                                was about the Entry *Lethal Strategies – of the Past*

                                in my *Malassezia Blog* in which i mention a safer way

                                to apply a method for controlling Malassezia on the Scalp

                                without serious side effects


                                (For details Visit  )


                               * See List of Entries – On Right Side Menu *


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