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Malassezia~ ‘Qs & As’– Funny & Serious (PT1)

   

* READERS’ KEYWORDS *

 *

 Funny and Serious… (PT1)

Malassezia Humour MD                            

       *

                            Humour induces Release

                       of ‘Feel Good’  Brain Chemicals

                          and keeps those Facial Lines

                                  Curved Upwards 

                           Rather than downwards                          

                                               *

                     K1: * malassezia worms *

                     K2: * malassezia feet *

                     K3:yeast malassexia toes *

                     K4:* malassezia fungus baby *

                     K5:* will ivermectin kill malassezia *

                     K6:neem kills Malassezia

                     K7:  * M Keyword 1MD

                     K8:  *  M Keyword MD

                     K9:    malassezia psychiatric

                     K10:check hair follickle in yoir computer *

                     K11:malassezia genital *

                     K12  * scratched my labia*  

 *       

                                We all have a Story to tell

                       usually a sad and complicated one

                   and Malassezia is Not a Laughing Matter

                            but if we Forget to Laugh

                                  we Forget to Live!

                                               ~

                                     My thinking is

                        If Life at times feels like hell

                        try to get as much Fun out of it.

                                              ~

                                Actually due to a ‘typo’

                           the first version of the above

                                       read like this:

                          “…but if we… Froget to Laugh

                                 we Froget to Live…”

frogs

                      So let us Not Froget and get on with it

                                                    *

   ~The Funny Side~ 

Malassezia the Funny side MD

    K1: * malassezia worms * 

     Malassezia ' worms' 

                             Much like many lucky Readers

                                       who can see

                            Only One ‘end’ of Malassezia…

                       Some see the Head or only the Tail

                         while the majority of the ‘Body’

                              is hidden in the ‘earth’

                                i.e Intestinal area!

~

 K2: * malassezia feet *

 K3:yeast malassexia toes

     M F- MD

            I looked at different sets but could not quite decide.

                 I would think though the Fluorescent Green

                               is a dead give away Clue!

                                                 ~

      K4:* malassezia fungus baby *

                                      Let me Present…

 DVL BBY

                                Our little Princess of Evil!…

                                                     ~

 K5:* will ivermectin kill malassezia *

                        Malassezia Talking horse MD 

               Take it from the Horse’s mouth

                                        ‘No it will not!’

                                .. but the Horse is dead!

                                               ~

                             *K6:*neem kills Malassezia *     

                                        Neem Oil

                                        Neem O –  ill

                                        Neem Oooowh!

                                        NemO…

    Nemo

                              No connection?

                                  I think so!

                               Neem is …OIL

                              Neem (Oil = ) ill

                                      Nemo?

                 Well, the sounds are similar, Lol!

                                         ~

                          *K7:* M Keyword 1MD

                                Manacc3NR??? Foto

                                  Malassezia Photo?

                          I guess there is No language

                           that … Malsaslezzia  spelling

                                    is an easy task.                                             .

                        How about this for a Photo?

MEVCL MD

                    Complete with maturing Clones! Lol!

                                                   ~

        K8:  *  M Keyword MD

                   Malessezia? – – – emotional Shock?

               This usually happens to any Malassezia Patient

                      -whether Male or Female actually-

                         after a visit to a Dermatologist

                                                  .

          What follows -below- depends on whether the Patient

                 accepts the Dermatologist’s DP* assessment

                         and follows their instructions…

                         K9:* malassezia psychiatric 

  Psychiatric               

                      (DP *  Delusional Parasitosis)

                 ( I said I can Forgive but don’t know                

                  whether i can – or want – to Froget 🙂  )  

                      

                                                 ~

             K10:*check hair follickle in yoir computer *

Checking

                       Checking… checking… checking…

                                 Shall report findings…

                                                    ~

                            K11:*  malassezia genital *

    Shy

               Sorry … we cannot display this kind of details…

                                                 ~  

  K12  * scratched my labia*

                          And then what?

                                   More details needed. 

   Not sure 1-2

On second thoughts… maybe Not!… 

                          *

Now all things equal it would be fair

                to have some Fun at my expense

              so here we go for Your amusement

                                        Sonata By Day…

   Malassezia by Day MD (2)

                                 Sonata By Night…

      Malassezia by Night MD

                                             ———

I’ ve been enjoying this so much that the thought

      that i shall now have to return to Reality

    and prepare  PT2  * for *TheSerious Side* 

makes me feel like a dark melancholic shadow

    is spreading all over, wiping off all smiles 

          but … we must not Froget Reality 

     Malassezia Humour MD

                 and proceed on how best to deal with it.

                                                 ~

       While i am doing just that,  here is another amusing link

        Malassezia~Mala…mela…massa…lezia…lexia…sexia?  

                                        And below

               – for those who cannot wait for the Serious side –

                         Links to All Entries in this Blog

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   *Malassezia Daily ~ LIST OF ENTRIES 1–150 *   

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                         *  Malassezia Blogs  *

                                       Malassezia Blog WP

                            Deals with history of Treatments 

                               Outcomes and Experiences 

                             from Beginning to Recent times  

                                  –>  * Malassezia Blog *  

                                                       *

                                           Malassezia Daily WP.

                    Confirming and/or Updating past Topics 

                                                  Adding

                       Recent Developments and Progress

                             New Discoveries and Photos 

                                                    And 

                  Addressing Readers’ Questions / Keywords

              Please Note:

                       I am NOT Qualified  To Make a Diagnosis

                             Nor Provide Personal Advice

                                All References are Based

                   On my Own Unfolding Personal Experiences

                                 –>  * Malassezia Daily *

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  DC3 MD              

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Posted by on 27/06/2014 in A-ALL ENTRIES, C-MALASSEZIA Q’ & A’s, G-Malassezia & Humour

 

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Malassezia~Mala…mela…massa…lezia…lexia…sexia?

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    * Malassezia~ Mala…mela…massa… lezia … lexia…sexia?… *

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                     Malassezia Nervous Fingers and Small Keys?

Small Key Typos MD

                                      That many Typos so far…

                       And one wonders how many more …?… Lol!

                                                      (Click On Photo to Enlarge)

Malassezia Typos MD 1

                        And a couple of Stray ‘worms’… Lol!

                                       –  demdox, dermodex –

                            Why isn’t anyone misspelling Mrgellons??? 

                                        (  Oopps! …Lol! … 🙂 )

           It was not intentional! –  would have been way too clever for me

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Malassezia Typos MD

                                                Seriously! 🙂

    * Malassezia~ Mala…mela…massa… lezia … lexia…sexia?… *

                                        Great Tongue Twister

                                  Try say this a few times Fast!

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                         ( Ok, enough Fun…Now back to work… )

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DC3 MD

 
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Malassezia Everywhere… – H & QA

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*MALASSEZIA AND HUMOUR*

(READERS FUNNY SEARCH KEYWORDS) 

       Malassezia Humour

 

        The FUNNY and the SERIOUS SIDE

                                     *

                          The FUNNY

 

  * malassezia everywhere *

   Malasseia Itch

     Sounds Cuckoo ? … Certainly does…

     A warped mind’s insane perception? … 

     For sure a Challenging Puzzle

            for any normal mind.

 

* laundry with demodex *

Malassezia and Washing

                       No Thanks!…

  Just washing Powder will do for me…

 

*malassezia yeast moisturizer*

Malassezia Moisturizer mock

             Is it a New product made of 

     Fresh … Malassezia Fungus? Lol!

 

    * malassezia yeast scalp tablets *

       Malassezia Itchy scalp

     Scalp Tablets made with Malassezia?

     Are they Complimentary to the Moisturiser?

 

The  SERIOUS SIDE 

 

*malassezia everywhere*

Malassezia Presence and Behaviour can certainly challenge

any Normal Rational mind to its Stretch

and drive one to despair and doubt their own sanity.

I know this stage and despite my much better current condition

there are still times i find myself revisiting the doubt

not so much of Malassezia’ s existence internally or externally

but of the extend of its pervasive evil presence

and resulting symptoms that cannot be verified beyond doubt.

(Some medical /research sites use the term ‘Ubiquitous‘ i.e Universal,

   Widespread, Pervasive, Omnipresent etc – and No doubt So it Is!)

 

* laundry with demodex*

I am guessing here that the Reader is suffering either a Demodex

or Malassezia affliction and wondering how to go about with Laundry

i.e, what to use, what to wash, what can get rid of ‘it’, etc.

 

First i must clarify that not dealing with Demodex, 

although symptoms and behaviour according to research are similar

i cannot consider as having observed enough about Demodex

to know and reply with any certainty.

 

If on the other hand the Reader has not been medically identified

as having Demodicosis and is possibly troubled by Malassezia

and suspecting so but not knowing for sure … here i believe 

i might help …  with not so pleasantly helpful or hopeful info!…

 

Ordinary washing does Not kill the Malassezia beast..

I don’t think hot water is lethally hot

– not sure about the Drier either

Have tried Both to insanity but nothing made a dint.

 

The Problem is not the Clothes, Bedding etc

even though Malassezia can survive on them for some time

and possibly contribute to partial re-contamination. 

 

Soaking any suitable items  prior to washing

into high concentration Bleach and left for sometime

might do the job but then what? … and for how long?

 

Even if it worked it would not be the end of the Problem!….                                            

              * malassezia yeast moisturizer*

I don’t know if the Reader was looking for a moisturiser

that would  provide relief to Malassezia’s symptoms 

or a Lotion that could possibly  kill Malassezia.

 

Whatever the case, most moisturisers, if not All, contain oils

emollients and other greasy items as well as some types of alcohol

such as acetyl or benzoates, etc – which may provide temporary relief

but cause a frenzied Malassezia return to a more favourable environment.  

 

* malassezia yeast scalp tablets*

I am not aware of any Scalp tablets – medicated or otherwise.

In the * Malassezia Blog * entries especially the one about

Scalp/ Hair Treatment, i mention Acidophilus Capsules.

They work! …  IF done properly and with consistently.

 

Malassezia Internal External. MDjpg

 

 

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An Assorted Selection of Gems – H

         *

*MALASSEZIA AND HUMOUR*

(READERS FUNNY SEARCH KEYWORDS)

      Malassezia Humour

*yeast is possessed*

           Cat Possessed

     It most absolutely certainly IS at times

…and so Is its Unfortunate Carrier!… most of the times!

I feel like that after an occasional outbreak

    but fortunately now they are very rare

and i usually deal with them within  a  day or two.

 

           It certainly acts like possessed

especially upon maturity when due to multiply.

There is practically Nothing that can stop it          

           – few things can stop or kill it and only under certain conditions- 

                                    and when something does

     it dies but leaves behind a painful mess that takes time to heal. 

                More info in the   * Malassezia Blog *

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  *how to malassezia naturally*

  Malassezia bug

 If only there was anything natural about malassezia

      Yet we are told that malassezia is a natural inhabitant

  (but tormentor of our bodies when it turns in to pathogen).

 

I am guessing the reader missed the word ‘kill’ in the sentence

meant to read ‘ how to -kill- malassezia naturally.’

 

 Several Entries in all my Blogs are dealing with this question

The most recent one is the updated re-blogged

       * Malassezia Blog *

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*Malassezia lips

plant lips

If a Plant -above- can have Lips, why not Malassezia!

    Indeed Malassezia is Blood thirsty and its lips

      come in the form of its hyphae.

 

        On the Serious side, i deal with Malassezia and Lips

        In  * Malassezia Blog *  Entries 

 

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*malassezia swollen paws

    Malassezia paws

As with most Keyword searches i have to guess

what the reader was after in the first place

     and this is not always an easy job.

So here either some reader believes that Malassezia

has Paws!… Lol!.. tongue on cheek. jpgand become swollen

                               or ….

The Reader Malassezia Paws P … has Paws and trying to find a solution

   in which case even this particular type of reader can find

    a lot of useful info about Deterrents, Soothers, Healers 

      and possibly Killers for their Malassezia affliction.

  (Please do NOT attempt applying  Hydrogen Peroxide on Inflamed Paws

  may end up Excruciatingly Painful …for the Paws! – see relevant entries)

  

Malassezia and Open Wounds – QA  

   * Malassezia Blog *

 

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*one night with Malassezia*       

malassezia devil simile

  I cannot imagine who would want to have ‘a night with Malassezia’

but as one having practically every night with malassezia

–but for some deterring relieving measures–

i can say only someone with either masochistic tendencies

             or very wild imagination lol!

 

Interestingly this keyword has been reccuring several times

   so either the reader is returning for more fun, lol!

or they have not fulfilled their wish yet in which case

all i can say is : You Lucky Devil! – I’ d kill to part with mine

          or they have not found the answer to their query

            and keep returning and searching 

 or they have and keep returning to read more…

 

Unfortunately i cannot guess what they want to find out

in order to transfer and deal with it in the serious section/s

of this site. I intend to deal in upcoming entries with

-Malassezia  increased activity at night time and helpful measures

and have already done so about Malassezia and Insomnia

                       in the Malassezia Blog *   

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Malassezia Human :)

                            *MALASSEZIA AND HUMOUR*

Malassezia Humour

(READERS FUNNY SEARCH KEYWORDS)

*

Malassezia Human

* malassezia human *

                               I did not know there are Malassezia Humans!

                               Never seen one … other than … myself in the Mirror?…

 

                               I wonder if they look like the picture above 

                               because this is how i believe i have looked in the past

                               and sometimes even now, each time i discovered  

                               the nasty tell-tales of a Malassezia attack!

 

                               Unless perhaps there is a Mutation of Malassezia 

                               as a result of Human Blood, Hormones and other Elements

                               of our bodies the Beast uses for its multiplication

                               that of course could look like this, no doubt!…

 

                               Hopefully Medicos will stop ignoring and downplaying

                               the problem and giving us the “Delusional  Parasitosis” scripts

                               sometime soon, before most of our species including themselves 

                               and loved ones, start to look like this…

 

                             A confession to make

                             One of the Dermatologists i visited some time back

                             i thought had already started looking a bit like that 

                             (Proof Malassezia can be contagious and they cannot

                                                         ignore it forever…)

 

For more Info and Details on Treatments and Methods see:

                                     *Malassezia Blog

            

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Malassezia Lethal :)

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                     (READERS FUNNY SEARCH KEYWORDS)

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Malassezia Lethal

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*minimum lethal dose Sonata *

 

                                Well…i don’t know how to  take this…

                                I had never considered or known having a lethal side to me

                                but obviously some Reader must  believe i do!…

 

     Joke aside, if i am guessing correctly, i believe this search

                                was about the Entry *Lethal Strategies – of the Past*

                                in my *Malassezia Blog* in which i mention a safer way

                                to apply a method for controlling Malassezia on the Scalp

                                without serious side effects

 

                                (For details Visit     http://malasseziablog.wordpress.com  )

 

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All about Atypical TB - Surviving Rebuilding and Fighting On!

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