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Malassezia Funny Keywords with Serious Content-QA

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*READERS’ KEYWORD QUESTIONS*

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*MALASSEZIA AND HUMOUR*

Malassezia Humour

(READERS FUNNY SEARCH KEYWORDS)

The Funny Side 

     K1:  * i left zinc pyrithione on my genitles overnight *

 

Malassezia on genitals

To be honest i found hard to stifle a few giggles with this one

but i must admit i have done the same thing myself

 

I would really love to hear more about this story…

 

*K2:  * scalp sores picking sea breeze *

 

Malasseia on scalp

Lol! and ROFL!…

 

I have a very fertile vivid childish imagination for all things

           but his one has found me wanting!…

   What is the Reader saying?  … what were they after?

                   Just cannot come anywhere near guessing

                            so i shall leave this one alone

 

*K3:  * menstruation Malassezia *

 

Malassezia and menstruation

                   Due to its Prolific Reproductive abilities and Name

           i have always thought of Malassezia as feminine in nature

                             but never considered possible 

that it could … menstruate, lol!

   (Ok, maybe this is not very funny… )

 

   The Serious Side

 

*K1:  * i left zinc pyrithione on my genitles overnight *

 

I assume the Reader refers to (Zinc Pyrithione)Shampoo.

 

As i mentioned above i have done the same thing myself

on both the Private area as well as on the Scalp

Successful treatment but came with a very High Price.

Leaving the Shampoo overnight on either of these areas

although it produced some result Locally(!)

a) it did Not solve the Malassezia Problem except temporarily

b) it was absorbed by the skin causing very negative side effects

that lasted – at least in my case – way longer after the application 

and many more new repeated assaults by Malassezia.

 

I have modified the method since an only applying and leaving on 

for just 2 hours at a time –far in between – usually before Bath time. 

Helpful enough while considerably minimising side effects.

 

Once a shock result is achieved then applying Acidophilus Capsules

mixed with a little water is a more natural totally harmless treatment 

that can be applied and left on overnight and if done consistently

                       it clears the Scalp brilliantly. 

As for the privates area the same principle applies except that 

in that area it is practically a daily battle keeping Malassezia away.

 

Acidophilus capsules alone can clear the Scalp without the aid

of added PZ shampoo treatment – just the regular use

but it takes much longer to achieve the final result

and then needs to be maintained regularly

much like any other treatment Natural or Chemical. 

 

It is a lot harder though to keep Malassezia away from the genital area

 being the thoroughfare of Its several times daily ‘In and Out’ Traffic.

 

Most people do not feel that traffic and have no awareness of it 

so they only discover suddenly what seems to be out of the blue 

the Itchy Burning Bumps, Paper Cut Scratch lines and open Lesions

 

And this is where the Acidophilus Capsules or Seawater *

prove helpful in Deterring Malassezia Settling in the area

                     and producing those painful results.

(*and i mean Seawater – Not sea Salt + water – Nor Salt + water!)

 

*K3:  * menstruation Malassezia *

 

Malassezia and menstruation

    Joke aside, there is a real and serious connection

between Malassezia and Blood and quite a valid concern.

 

Malassezia is attracted to open wounds and inflammation

due to easier accessibility of blood in those areas.

It appears it needs  Blood to reproduce as this takes place

 towards the what i have observed as the third part of its cycle

 i.e maturity –when ready to reproduce – digging into the flesh 

drawing Blood and creating Itchy Painful Lesions.

 

I cannot offer the insights of personal experience on this occasion 

because i have not been through a menstruation cycle 

or any effect Malassezia may have during that time 

due to early onset of menopause caused by serious Lung illness.

 

  It is not hard though to imagine how attractive and inviting 

 a Bleeding Uterine Wall may become to Malassezia. 

Yet I have a suspicion that there may be a ‘Nature’ s Paradox’ here 

where  more Malassezia is cleared Out rather than Settling In… 

It is rather hard to verify for sure, just a gut feeling of mine 

and a logical deduction –on the part of Nature’s wisdom – lol!

because if that were the case then every woman -month-in – month-out

could end up with a tremendous overtake and upset of Balance 

-despite a normal immune system- that could seriously threaten  

human fertility etc and i m sure Mother Nature would never intend it so… 

 

        I imagine though that during the days building to it 

                     Malassezia may be more likely

             to cause increased concentration in the area 

with possibly increased vaginal Itching, Pain and Cramps 

due to attempts of attaching itself on the walls to start digging in 

           –until of course the … avalanche washes it out…

 

Scenario described above just a speculation on my part. 

I wonder if during the building up to the menstruation time 

Acidophilus could prove as Relieving and Deterring as it normally is.

 

      If I were personally in such situation i would try it out

as there is no harm and the more Acidophilus present in that area,

         the less likely of competing presence of any Yeasts

           or other Nasties of all kinds including Malassezia.

 

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Malassezia Little Treasures

*MALASSEZIA AND HUMOUR*

(READERS FUNNY SEARCH KEYWORDS) 

Malassezia Humour

Malassezia Little Treasures of  … Mispellinfs!

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It has been an absolutely mystifying little word for me

with – i believe-  embedded evil ‘finger tripping’ powers

and being amazed at the frequency of misspelling it

– an occurrence of near 9 out 10 times.

 

It is like the keyboard plays mischievous tricks

or the keys keep changing places

or i have some deep resentment the word

because of the problems its representative

is causing me -including its spelling!

– until i started to notice through keywords

that others seem to have the same problem too.

 Malassezia Typos

One good explanation is that its letters

are not in a keyboard friendly order

and the fingers trip over themselves

trying to achieve the sequence

and /or the brain spells it faster

so the fingers miss and scramble to catch up.

 

        Anyway, there are only that many ways a word can be misspelled

– though i would not be so sure about this one

   being as proliferate  as its evil Owner-

so here is a small initial collection of little ‘Treasures’ so far…

  

And to my absolute horror i discovered i had placed an Entry

Tagged as ‘Pubic Showers’ –instead of Public Showers!…

The defining letter ‘ l’ missed from the sequence

and the word being correct slipped easily through Spell check…

(more might be added… )

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